omg, she is literally doing so well especially before the last two panels, i was bracing myself for that generally inevitable awkward meeting of the ex
I'm pretty sure I've monologued this to people before: "I have a good job now, and I'm super busy and have an I.R.A. and I drop off my laundry now." Note to self/others: No one believes this makes you happy.
Yeah right she's over him as much as I am a foot. I dont't want them back together though , i've always liked eve and will. I need either closure or progress, but either way there's gonna be a bitchslap by someone.
"Martini, straight up and very chill."
"just a tiny bit shaken, really almost not at all stirred tho"
That last one took me a minute.
aughhhhh fucking hate meeting my ex. poor marigold.
"Hello! Do you have any BREAD?!"
"Um… why?"
"Because all else is MEANINGLESS."
*flutters arms while skipping away and humming*